It’s been awhile since I have posted — yes, I have been quite busy. Some days are up, some days down. I thought today would be a nice time to share some smiles – animal smiles. There’s something so simple and wonderful about an animal smile. Funny, yes. Cute, yes. And it just makes me [...]
My wife always gives me a hard time because the toe after my big toe is longer than my big toe (although it’s not as bad as she makes it out to be). Perhaps my feet are not the most beautiful in the world. Good news is for me and others with ugly and funny [...]
I remember going to the zoo as a kid and my favorite exhibit was always the monkeys. I recall at least one time going and seeing the monkeys and peeing my pants (yes, peeing my pants). I think it was when I saw the monkeys with the big pink butts start slinging their poop. Nonetheless, [...]
Okay, so not your typical post for me, but I found it humorous. In our tough economy, there are more and more people that you might classify as homeless or bums. I am not poking fun of these folks. I know times are tough and rough times can happen to anyone.
So today a homeless person [...]
Ok, I know every funny blogs already beat me to it, but I just couldn’t help getting in a post about the cruel things friends do to each other after passing out. Some of these are quite crafty.
This one just kills me.
The old dead body outline trick.
Wake up crazy eyes.
Nice suit your wearing this evening.
I actually enjoy mowing the lawn. It’s an escape for me. But apparently some people are just too lazy. This breads opportunity for entrepreneurs like Rent-a-Ruminant.com. For a couple hundred bucks they will bring 60 goats to your yard or field, fence them in and let them go to town. After a few days, all [...]
A little Hump Day Inspiration.
Ok. So I started smoking young. Really young – perhaps 8 or 9 I’d guess. I am not proud of it and still haven’t kicked the habit. But, now I have a new appreciation for starting young. This baby in Indonesia started at 18 months and by 24 months was smoking 2 packs a day (yes, [...]
When I was a kid, my friend’s younger sister was jealous that us boys could stand up and use the potty. We once caught her trying to potty like a boy — standing up. It was obviously a messy ordeal. But thankfully, she outgrew her desire to stand and go potty. But there are some [...]