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Can I Bum A Smoke?

admin — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 02:48:32 +0000

Okay, so not your typical post for me, but I found it humorous. In our tough economy, there are more and more people that you might classify as homeless or bums. I am not poking fun of these folks. I know times are tough and rough times can happen to anyone.

So today a homeless person comes up to me as I am smoking a Swisher Sweet Little Cigar -don’t ask why I smoke these, it’s a long story. They look like cigarettes, but are actually little cigars. The man simply asks, “got an extra smoke?”. I say sure. I grab a Swisher Sweet from the pack in my pocket and offer it to him. He takes one look and turns his back and walks away. No, “I am not interested”. No, “not my brand”. Nothing. He just walks away. I feel so rejected. I can’t even offer a smoke to a homeless person without being rejected.

Messing with the Drunk Guy

admin — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 18:18:15 +0000

Ok, I know every funny blogs already beat me to it, but I just couldn’t help getting in a post about the cruel things friends do to each other after passing out. Some of these are quite crafty.

This one just kills me.

The old dead body outline trick.

Wake up crazy eyes.

Nice suit your wearing this evening.

I like bananas. A lot.

Lazy Lawnmowing

admin — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 15:09:40 +0000

I actually enjoy mowing the lawn. It’s an escape for me. But apparently some people are just too lazy. This breads opportunity for entrepreneurs like Rent-a-Ruminant.com. For a couple hundred bucks they will bring 60 goats to your yard or field, fence them in and let them go to town. After a few days, all the grass and weeds are trimmed and cleared.

So the recipe is simple – Take about 60 of these guys.

Fence them in and let them eat, eat, eat.

Before you know it, your once overgrow lot is all nice and pretty.

Kicking the Habit is Hard

admin — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:09:40 +0000

Ok. So I started smoking young. Really young – perhaps 8 or 9 I’d guess. I am not proud of it and still haven’t kicked the habit. But, now I have a new appreciation for starting young. This baby in Indonesia started at 18 months and by 24 months was smoking 2 packs a day (yes, two packs). I have so many questions to ask – where did he get the cigarettes? Who lit them for him? Why?

Fortunately, he has apparently now kicked the habit. But wow. I am in shock.

Here he is, just riding on his truck, enjoying a drag or two.

I am suprised he hasn’t learned to blow smoke rings yet…

Tired of Sitting on the Potty?

admin — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:58:32 +0000

When I was a kid, my friend’s younger sister was jealous that us boys could stand up and use the potty. We once caught her trying to potty like a boy — standing up. It was obviously a messy ordeal. But thankfully, she outgrew her desire to stand and go potty. But there are some girls out there who still wish the could.

A company has even invented a kit to help these girls live their dream — peeing while standing.
I guess if there’s a need, there’s a good invention waiting to be made.

Knowing the Sex of your Herd

admin — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:56:23 +0000

Farmers with a lot of animals may find it difficult to track and separate the males and females. But this farmer seems to have found a simple solution — spray paint.

I just hope it doesn’t rain.

Just Lugging the Kids Around

admin — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:48:54 +0000

As a father, I realize that its sometimes difficult to manage your children — especially when you are on the move. I even have two kids, but have never done anything as lazy or stupid as some of these folks.

Could this lady be any more lazy?

Just hanging out with his son. Nice.

Not exactly my definition of a safety seat. And yes, this is for real.

Odd Hood Ornaments

admin — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:00:51 +0000

We all love our cars, but sometimes people go overboard trying to add a little spice to their ride. Spinning wheals, perhaps a nice stereo, or a funky paint job. These guys decided the only way to really give their car some spice was to give their hood some character.

Your probably wondering whether this guy actually drove around like this.
The doll appears strapped on, so I am guessing he did.

Fly piggy, fly.

A skull just wasn’t enough for this guy. He just had to add the Mexican hat.

Male envy. If you know what I mean.

Naked Pumpkin Run

admin — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:57:09 +0000

As a kid, Halloween was a great time. Getting dressed up as my favorite character of the year. Tricker-or-treating with friends. Stirring up a little trouble here and there.

In Colorado, apparently it was too difficult to let the go times go. Since 1999, this group has started a new tradition – The Naked Pumpkin Run. Every year around Halloween they get together and streak. With pumpkins on their heads of course. And perhaps a few beers before. And after. And during.